Too Obvious Even For Me

It's no longer a secret that I moonlight as a superhero (and on occasion a super villain).

Obviously when I heard that Pierre Hardy designed a limited edition sneaker with us masked avengers in mind I was totally stoked.  But I dunno...

It may be a little too obvious.  I also don't see these striking fear into the heart of my arch nemesis, CrocMan. 

If my super power were beatboxing or break dancing then these might be perfect, but I have the rhythm of, of, of something not known for being rhythmically inclined (guilty feet?).

Any other superheroes care to chime in?

Polka Dots, Checks, and Stripes

For some reason I woke up with this children's song in my head:

So, why the heck not?

Polka dots.

Pierre Hardy Crystal-Encrusted Suede Sandals

Checks:

Burberry Check Pumps

And Stripes.

Charlotte Olympia Priscilla Striped Pump

Yikes!